A man is being released from a US hospital. As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturb*ting furiously.
Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “what the hell is going on here?!”
The nurse replies, “you see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturb*te profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.”
“Oh, I guess I can understand that.” Says the man.
So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse.
So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.”
The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better healthcare.”